June 2012
3 posts
My Most Uttered Words In Normal Conversation(For...
1) Groovy
2) Fuck
3) Seriously?
4) Really?
5) Your WHAT hurts?
6) Please Kill Me
7) Go Die In a Fire
8) Retard
9) Cockbag
10) Cunt
The Magic Walkman: Depression Survey →
kalarlis:
DEPRESSION SURVEY:
When was the last time you shaved?
2 hours ago
3-7 years ago
I can’t afford razors.
When you see the words “1000 puppies” do you think:
Awwww I wanna put them all over my face and roll around on the grass!!!!!!
OH MY GOD 1000 PUPPIES KILLED MY…
May 2012
7 posts
Texts From An Ex: Ep. 1
Context: We had a sexually adventurous but adversarial relationship. He is in law enforcement; I’m in law circumventment(?) These are our conversations. They are verbatim, from my phone…
I told him that I had been sick prior to this convo:
Him: Better?
Me: Meh…sinus infection…whats up w/ u?
Him: Back home. Back to the grind. All is well
Me: Good :)
Him: Miss...
the darker side of @drunkbastard: The Hangover... →
drunkbastardradio:
One Star Hangover (*):
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function relatively well; however, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**):
No pain, but something is definitely…
the darker side of @drunkbastard: Barometers →
drunkbastardradio:
The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:
“Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”
One student replied:
“You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the…
the darker side of @drunkbastard: WHY DID THE... →
drunkbastardradio:
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: (1) So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such…
Soooo...yeah
I finally got bored enough to make a Tumblr. Well, actually, I had one before, but I pretty much just let if slowly fade into the dark recesses of the Interwebs. I don’t have the faintest idea as to what I’ll post here, but it will likely be a longer, more grammatically painful version of my Twitter account. Enjoy!