June 2012
3 posts
My Most Uttered Words In Normal Conversation(For...
1) Groovy 2) Fuck 3) Seriously? 4) Really? 5) Your WHAT hurts? 6) Please Kill Me 7) Go Die In a Fire 8) Retard 9) Cockbag 10) Cunt
Jun 23rd
Jun 2nd
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The Magic Walkman: Depression Survey →
kalarlis: DEPRESSION SURVEY: When was the last time you shaved? 2 hours ago 3-7 years ago I can’t afford razors. When you see the words “1000 puppies” do you think: Awwww I wanna put them all over my face and roll around on the grass!!!!!! OH MY GOD 1000 PUPPIES KILLED MY…
Jun 1st
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May 2012
7 posts
Texts From An Ex: Ep. 1
Context: We had a sexually adventurous but adversarial relationship. He is in law enforcement; I’m in law circumventment(?) These are our conversations. They are verbatim, from my phone… I told him that I had been sick prior to this convo: Him: Better? Me: Meh…sinus infection…whats up w/ u? Him: Back home. Back to the grind. All is well Me: Good :) Him: Miss...
May 31st
May 29th
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the darker side of @drunkbastard: The Hangover... →
drunkbastardradio: One Star Hangover (*): No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function relatively well; however, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**): No pain, but something is definitely…
May 26th
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the darker side of @drunkbastard: Barometers →
drunkbastardradio: The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: “Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.” One student replied: “You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the…
May 24th
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the darker side of @drunkbastard: WHY DID THE... →
drunkbastardradio: Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability. Machiavelli: (1) So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such…
May 24th
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May 23rd
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Soooo...yeah
I finally got bored enough to make a Tumblr. Well, actually, I had one before, but I pretty much just let if slowly fade into the dark recesses of the Interwebs. I don’t have the faintest idea as to what I’ll post here, but it will likely be a longer, more grammatically painful version of my Twitter account. Enjoy!
May 23rd
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